The Return of the Bat-Nipples

Colombian übermodel David Echeverri's search for his missing partner Mauricio Aristizabal takes a stunning turn with an unexpected return. No, not Batgirl -- her return, while unwanted and intrusive, is hardly unexpected. Nay, I refer to the return of the dreaded Bat Nipples! Not to mention the Super Nipples and the Spider Nipples. At least they're David Echeverri's actual nipples and not some rubber nipples. But what's going on? What does all this mean? Is Joel Schumacher directing both the upcoming Justice League movie and The Amazing Spider-Man 2? Tune in to our next post for the stunning conclusion of the saga of Nexxos-Man!