The Echeverri Half

David Echeverri continues his adventures in a variety of surreal landscapes -- but wait! Something's missing! The shirtlessness! Oh, and his partner! Where's Mauricio Aristizabal, his faithful sidekick, his trusted partner in crime? Has some dastardly deed befallen Mauricio? Has some lascivious arch-villain kidnapped him, to do God knows what with him? David's obviously so distressed, he can't even find the strength to lift his Nexxos-brand shirts over his head! This is a disaster of untold proportions!